false alarm. still invincible.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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