Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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