my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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