the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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