yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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