this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You've changed since you got that strap on
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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