I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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