ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
4 words: hood of his car
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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