That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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