Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
now i know why i became what i already was.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Shame - the story of my life.
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