Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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