How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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