White coat. Heels.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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