Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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