I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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