:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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