stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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