i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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