Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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