Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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