so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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