i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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