i just google imaged poop.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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