If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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