I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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