i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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