Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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