I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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