You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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