ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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