I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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