this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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