What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
how does that bad decision feel?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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