I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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