32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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