So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Randomize
