Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm passing your future prison.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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