if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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