He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Terrible idea I love it
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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