just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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