I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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