i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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