she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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