Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
it hurts more in the daytime
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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