Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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