Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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