Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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