whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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