My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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