haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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