All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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