She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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