think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
