exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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