I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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